Move Over Earth...Now Man Is Destroying the Whole Universe

According to a new study, global warming is nothing compared to the damage humans may have caused to the whole universe just by looking in the sky. Yes, you read that right, astronomers are shortening the life of the universe simply by looking at it. Man, we puny little humans sure are powerful. Not only can we change the climate of the entire planet, we can also destroy the entire universe! Can anyone say Tower of Babel?