Monday, December 11, 2006

Will Gore Stop Eating Beef?

A new report shows that cows along with all other livestock produce more greenhouse gases than cars, planes and all other modes of transportation combined. So, if Gore is really serious about stopping "global warming," he will immediately call for a ban on all cows and other greenhouse gas producing animals. We must destroy all animals that produce these gases to save our planet!

As my friend Horace says, "If God didn't intend for us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat!" Now we can even say that we are doing our part to save the planet and all the vegetarians need to do their duty as well. It will take a combined effort to divert this impending bovine disaster! How's that for irony. The very liberals who think they are saving animals by not eating meat, are actually destroying the planet.

3 comments:

Skye said...

Is this what Matt Lauer meant when he pressed Al Gore to run for President so he "could be in a position to save the planet."

I wonder if Matt or Gore ever heard of/or read the Cranfield Study:




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So, if Gore is really serious about stopping "global warming," he will immediately call for a ban on all cows and other greenhouse gas producing animals. We must destroy all animals that produce these gases to save our planet

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Skye always has such good intellectual articles to back up her points.

Shane, great post. I will do my part to save the planet and continue to eat hamburgers and steaks.

Cajun Tiger said...

Great article Skye...also when you throw in CO2 emmisions from volcanos, which by the way just one explosion (and there are hundreds a year) creates more CO2 than all manmade emmisions ever produced combined and this just shows the stupidity in the libs arguments.

LMC...I did my part last night with a big juicy steak!!!