Saturday, May 24, 2008

Jupiter's Next on Our Destruction List

First it was Earth, then Mars, now us SUV-loving, planet destroying humans are destroying Jupiter! How else would you explain the current warming of Jupiter's climate if it isn't being caused by our selfish overproduction of CO2? I'm sure that can be the only cause right? I'm sure the big HEAT producing fire ball in the center of our solar system has nothing to do with, so our CO2 must be so powerful and overbearing that it is starting to even effect other planets!

1 comment:

Nancy said...

Oh, for crying out loud. Yeah. It's funny how I keep to myself in certain social circles and hide my global warming opinion from most of America lest I be judged...But I am with you, man. I do not believe in human-caused global warming. It is cyclical, all of it. I am all about trying to preserve our environment...but COME ON! We can't control everything! And have you ever been to India, Saudi, or any number of other 3rd-world environment-destroying developing nations? They'll do a fine job of killing our planet on their own. In Saudi, I came across more than 10 dolphin skeletons on a single tiny stretch of beach as a young USMC lieutenant in 1999...but I digress. Humans don't cause global warming. It's cyclical. Many scientists think we are actually about to experience global freezing. Suck it. I'll do what I can. I'll also support drilling in our own country if it's done right. I'll also condemn anyone who wants to tap into our oil reserves. Don't be daft. blah, blah, blah. Bring back the electric car.